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Knock Around Guys
Did another affiliate steal your landing page? You spent hours and days coming up with a new campaign and some punk ass bitch took 5 minutes to steal it? We know you're tired of that shit, and it's about time it stopped.
Spot Blowers It can drive you mad when some asshole posts your whole shit on a popular forum. Some dumb dipshit thinks they'll be helpful by telling the whole world about your campaign and domains. Newbs just waiting to jack up your bid prices and stealing your whole campaign.
Shave Busters Who the fuck do these affiliate networks think they are? Shaving your hard earned leads to make up for some other frocio's bad leads. When you catch some affiliate network shaving your shit like it's their balls, it's time you send a message.
Collections Network not paying you because they don't like your targetted spam? Well fuck them, your traffic is better than half these faguls. Of course, there's a number of reasons that a network doesn't pay up, but in the end it's all about a dollar bill.